Many people will walk in and out of your life,
but most will walk all over you.

To handle yourself, use your head.
To handle others, use a gun.

Anger is only one letter different from angel.

If someone betrays you once, kill him.
He won’t do it again.

Great minds discuss ideas;
average minds discuss events;
small minds create syrupy sweet motivational chain letters.

God gives every bird it's food, but He does not cram it down its throat.

He who loses money, loses much;
he who loses his hair, loses more;
he who loses his mind and gets married, loses all.

Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
but beautiful old people are works of art, so hang them on the wall.

Laugh at the mistakes of others;
it will distract attention from yours.

The tongue weighs practically nothing, but a vice is still the best way to hold it..

Friends, you and me.
You brought another friend
And then there were three.
But he was so sick,
And very near dead.
I caught his disease;
You did this to me!
I’ll beat in your head!

Keep this going.  E-mail all your enemies this message.
E-mail all those enemies you’ve never met, those you have, and those
whose lives you’ve destroyed along the way.
 

                                    Oooo       Some people
                                     (    )      come into our lives
                                      )  /       and quickly flee..
                                     (_/
 
                                oooO
                                (    )      Some people
                                 \  (       hang around
                                  \_)       and use us a while...

   leaving muddy          Oooo
           footprints on our (    )
                     hearts...      )  /
                                      (_/
 
                              oooO
                              (    )      as they
                               \  (         trample us
                                \_)      into the ground.
 
 
Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow a mystery.
Today is a gift.
That's why it's called the present!
Now, where do I go to exchange it?
 

                        (\            /)
                        ( \  __   / )
                        (  \ (  ) / )
                         (   / <\   )     TAKE THIS LITTLE ANGEL
                          ( / \/ \  )     AND KEEP HER CLOSE TO YOU
                           /      \       SHE IS YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
                          (        )      SENT TO WATCH OVER YOU
                       ~~~~~~~~

IF YOU REALLY BELIEVE THAT THIS BIT OF MEDIOCRE
ASCII ART CAN PROTECT YOU FROM HARM OR THAT IF
YOU FORWARD IT TO FIVE PEOPLE WITHIN AN HOUR OF
RECEIVING IT YOUR WISH WILL BE GRANTED, YOU’RE
IN SERIOUS NEED OF PROFESSIONAL PSYCHIATRIC HELP.
I ALSO HAVE A ONCE IN A LIFETIME REAL ESTATE
OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU.
 
Right Now…
-somebody is slandering you.
-somebody is laughing at you.
-somebody despises you.
-somebody is glad you’re not there.
-somebody is thankful they’re not related to you.
-somebody hopes you’ll be abducted by aliens.
-somebody wants you to be miserable.
-somebody is undermining your successes.
-somebody wants to mug you.
-somebody is using you.
-somebody laughs as your weaknesses.
-somebody is thinking of you and ralphing.
-somebody thinks you’re the lowest person in the world.
-somebody would do anything to keep you away.
-somebody wants to play games with your mind.
-somebody is putting a curse on you.
-somebody wants to unload their burdens on you.
-somebody treasures your gullible nature.
-somebody loves you for who they want you to be.
-somebody is suspicious of you.
-somebody needs your money.
-somebody needs you to be a doormat again.
-somebody hears a song that reminds them of you, causing them to drive over a cliff.
-SOMEBODY NEEDS YOU TO SEND THIS TO THEM......
 
 
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